Lifetime is free

Join the club

The real seat costs nothing. We email a link from FRed Lobster to confirm it. Your display name is the only thing that shows on the members page.

The dues, sort of

Most members choose Lifetime. The monthly and yearly prices are not real and never have been.

Monthly

$20 a month

A fictional invoice.

Yearly

$100 a year

Also fictional. Always has been.

Most members choose this

Lifetime

Free

The real membership. Pull up a chair.

Take a seat

This is the name on the member wall.

We do not show this on the member wall.

At least 10 characters.